i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING
I’m really glad you brought this back because honestly I want to get this tattooed on my face.
dear seth rogen, judd apatow, and whoever else,
i hate being a comedian. i’m ashamed and embarrassed by people like you who are lauded as the voices of our generation. i know it sounds stupid because i literally did this to myself, you know? i decided i wanted to do stand up….